@Token_Tennis_Fan: I'll have to grab my copy of "Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler"

That's some fine special teams work, Lou.

There's nothing to be afraid of...except RoboAIDS

@HitandRunMarshawnRun: For there is a man inside me, and only when he is finally out, can I walk free of pain.

BGID - Bowtie Getting It Done

@7th Floor King Dingaling: Sort of. Bissinger is going to be at Varsity Letters.

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The important thing is that he was having fun while backstabbing his former team.

@cazador18: They're on a strict 370 pitch count. No exceptions.

"If you feel anything moving down there, it's just the dove."

I, for one, am shocked that Greggggg Easterbrook expressed a contrarian opinion. I look forward to the 50 follow-up articles continuing to harp on it.

@Dan Daoust: How about the Citifargovia Center?

It was the kid's cooties accusation that really got him.

I'd expect my fellow Cubs fans to be more used to being disappointed by the team by now.

I don't want to say I'm disappointed more investment bankers haven't committed suicide this week, but it sure would be cathartic to see a handful of them eat pavement.

So you're saying that Cooperating Suspect #1 is up for the role of Frightened Inmate #2?

@sagehenbait: Chris Cooley's wife > having 22 wives

Tickets are $30 to $100

Matt Jones hopes that appropriate outrage is shown once Michael Beasley is back on the court.

@The Mighty Pigs: Will that be before or after the Rob Johnson patch?