So the Flat Earthers are right; they just leave out the “Middle” part.

Of all the scenes he didn’t write, given the last three somewhat disastrous seasons, that’s the one that bugs him the most?

Apparently the Taliban leadership have become dissatisfied with their porn streaming speeds.

Just now? What gave it away?

I’d like a Dunc & Egg series.

This is the Fit we need, but do not deserve.

Right. Rate, not quantity, is the important metric here.

I’ll teach the algorithm -- I’m signing all my friends up to maternity lists. Regardless of gender.

The Fountain of Youth.

So long as there’s no heaping of praise on the Jedi Academy Trilogy ...

The true zenith of technology is not artificial intelligence, but artificial stupidity. Any good machine intelligence can make the right call based on available data; it takes a human-equivalent intelligence to take in all the data and then make the exactly wrong decision.

I want a Rogue Squadron series.

Better headline: “Crypto is a Scam”

Not minutemen ... moronmen.

Time to revoke Elon’s medical license and sue him for malpractice.

Stop giving this press. It will either come out or it won’t, but I think GRRM thrives on the attention more than on delivering the writing.

Not that he’d notice; I’m sure he’s never actually changed a lightbulb himself.

Alternative view: Twitter needs to die in a fire.

Odd POV here ... why not bring in Mark Lanter who was the voice of Anakin in Clone Wars to voice Vader? It’s not like you need to see his face.

M35 deuce-and-a-half. Required double-clutching on every shift.