Seriously? Man the stuff you just can’t make up.

Hydrogen fuel cells are hydrogen bombs, didn’t you know? Drop one and there goes an entire city!

“Randomly selected” employment? There’s a new one.

I suspect — IANAL — that this is weasel-worded enough and behind enough layers of cutouts that Musk can’t actually be prosecuted for election interference or campaign finance violations.

And here I thought it was decreased conception rates because buckets replaced benches.

Justice continues to be karmic for this guy.

I feel sorry for his passengers and family, but have not a hint of sympathy for this jackass.

Any minivan.

No kidding? I had thought Porsche walked away completely. Great news!

Great to hear they brought back the NA flat-six. Now if they’d just put the third pedal back in ...

Totally not a denial.

It’s such a horribly bad choice for any military application that I hope the Russians buy thousands of them.

It’s nice to see only a $0.20/gal premium for premium, versus a $1.20/gal premium though.

I wouldn’t take a Cybertruck if they gave it to me free. I might take it if they paid me to take it.

They’ll get him the same way they got Capone: tax evasion.

Best idea yet.

So you’re saying Grok doesn’t grok?

Is Dulles federal property? How can the Congress even name it? Isn’t that a local or state decision?

I’m shocked it is still around. It seemed pretty dated and sad when I was a kid in the ‘80s.

I think the best strategy is to take the position that if Zuck or Elon like it, it’s probably bad for all of us.