Gort! Klaatu Barada Nikto!

13 is the coolest number.

Never seen Sea Stalion Conkers played, I see ...

Land Rover Quality Quarterly

Like this. Want.

Speaking of which:

My wife has a friend whose husband refuses non-American cars to park in his driveway (we live in the Detroit suburbs). So our Honda Odyssey (Birmingham, AL) can’t park there; I’ve been tempted to pick up an older Chevy Aveo (South Korea) to park in his driveway just because.

DARPA fail.

I'd like to thank the Prowler community for keeping me up at night at Bagram.

No romo. No 'ships.

I can't believe slug — the English unit of mass — didn't get a mention.

You fail your LA street racing history test. That's a quote from Jan & Dean's song Dead Man's Curve:

The Elenium is pretty good for undermining the paladin trope. Sparhawk is the perfect example of how Lawful Good doesn't mean Lawful Stupid.

Relatively speaking, on a scale of zero to Tolkien, Weiss & Hickman's Dragonlance Chronicles are 10-cent penny dreadfuls to Eddings' fine epic literature.

He passed me at Doheny and I started to swerve ...

The solution, of course, is to fire GRRM and hire Brandon Sanderson to finish the series. Done in under three years.

ORLY?

Wait — you mean the clones weren't gay?

Since my wife just had to replace her iPhone 6 because hers fell out of her pocket into the underwater treadmill at work, I wholeheartedly endorse this effort.

Funny, I didn't think they made gold & white Beetles.