Shouldn't #1 be "Miata"?

Someone got their sex toys in my Star Wars.

Of course they are. Everyone knows that when a penguin wants to chill, he puts on a hoodie, not a sweater.

Stormtroopers know yoga!

Is anyone surprised?

I'm thinking the LCS is more of a corvette, myself.

"'fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and a lack of positive thinking'"

Just stop counting at twenty. I'm twenty-twenty-two now; eleven years ago I was twenty-eleven. Twenty-twenty really is the new twenty-ten, I'll have you know. I expect twenty-twenty-ten to be pretty decent, too.

There were badass dwarven ladies in the battle. You just can't pick them out because they all have beards.

Geek score +5

Call me when they finish their first Star Destroyer.

By that definition the Space Shuttle was faster than the X-15.

Dumb crooks. They could move a lot more guns faster & more cheaply by just driving from Atlanta to NYC, without any security risk at all.

Muffit the Daggit, anyone?

And ... BS Chinese marketing on so many levels.

In Putin's Russia, tank swims you!

Balrog needs wings badly.

They did, but it's the Special Extended Edition Digitally Remastered CGI-enhanced Version with Live-Action Boba Fett.

Lord, do we need a Hobbit: The Phantom Edit.

In that case you're still in the barrel, so you've no where to vent the charge to reduce recoil, so you're going to get the full force — and actually it will be worse, as with less barrel length to accelerate over, you have to have a higher impulse, shorter duration charge.