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The guy made a comment purely regarding player value, not a comment on wealth distribution across the league.

No kidding. I was staring at that Coke bottle more than anything during that entire clip.

It took me 30 seconds to figure out what the hell STI meant.

The Big Ten beat Alabama, Auburn, Baylor and Oregon last year in bowl games (between Ohio State, Michigan State and Wisconsin).

wut?

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It's been fun watching you get all riled up this morning. I'd like to thank you for being today's entertainment. Enjoy the football tonight, brahhhh.

You're probably the guy who doesn't wipe up his own sweat after using the bench. You stand up, turn and look at the pool of moisutre, then walk away saying "I'm a tough guy" to yourself in your head.

Oh, I wasn't yelling.

Poor Albert. Clearly this story is making him relive a similar experience as a child.

I don't exactly remember why, but that fucktwat Spencer Hall from EDSBS blocked me because I said something about his beloved Florida Gators. What a pussy.

It would look much like what this site used to look like in the past...like 5-6 years ago.

I grew up in a household that referred to them as tennis shoes, and as a kid, it always confused the fuck out of me because I, in fact, never played tennis.

You've apparently never flown out of Midway if you think ORD is the worst option in Chicago.

Actually, he seems pretty intelligent in his replies to other people.

Exactly.