Parent puts 16-year old in choke hold and slams her body around like a rag doll. Parent is likely arrested, restraining orders are placed and the child either begins living with another relative or placed in foster care until a proper case is established.

NASA t-shirt orders just skyrocketed.

I’m trying to retain my sanity. I’m a freelance graphic designer and there are times when I struggle with clients that don’t want to pay, what I consider, a very reasonable price for my time and talent.

My doctor said I would get much better results if I watched this video instead of taking Viagra.

Using it. Loving it. And like any love it’s not perfect but it works and you make it work.

Their blessing and curse. They’re the best at everything they do so when they don’t stab us in the heart with the best widgets and wangles in the world it means Apple is about to go bankrupt.

The problem is most of us are so jaded that it’s hard to get excited for anything and our expectations are unquenchable and unrealistic. Truth is Apple Music is doing things no other streaming service is offering but all anyone can focus on is a couple of missteps in the UI/UX.

Unless you subscribe to Apple Music and start saving tracks ala Spotify the My Music tab will only ever show your iTunes purchases.

Not sure why can’t ever find anything in OS X. If OS X is anything it’s redundant as most options have secondary or tertiary means to get to them.

Suddenly a road trip just became more appealing. Also, I’m pretty sure the rental car industry would get a boost as more people opt to just drive 18-hours to see Nanna rather than sit across from a ear-picker/nose-picker/nut-scratcher/cock-shifter.

As good as the extra raindrops, enhanced smoke and “interactive” Monopoly money looks I’m okay with just booting up the game on my PS4 and not worry that the system will overheat or crash because I have all the effects turned on.

All the more reason to keep my Hulu subscription that I’ve deemed all but useless since the series I really want to watch — mostly ABC shows — don’t offer full seasons, just the last 5 episodes.

Not that it’ll fix the movie from sucking but if it were possible to watch the movie again with this color filter it might help the medicine go down a little easier.

A shame they had to remove Walt's name from the marquee but then again I've never heard a Super Bowl-winning QB say, "I'M GOIN' TO WALT DISNEYWORLD!!!" It's always just DisneyWorld (or DisneyLand). I get why they removed "Pictures" — we're watching a movie so, yeah, I get it — but it's just a shame that Walt's name…

No removable battery, no microSD slot and not waterproofing.

I'm with you. The tech is impressive but if performing tasks requires more time and effort and if the learning curve is high the product will have a tough road. Doesn't mean Microsoft won't eventually figure it out but if they want to hit the ground running the first-generation of this product has to be successful.

I was more confused than sickened by the video as I had no idea what angle to focus on.

I would say you just killed my buzz after seeing this video — I was pretty blown away — but you're absolutely right. It's one thing to have this technology, it's another to do something with it beyond just arduously pointing, scanning, spinning stuff Tony Stark-style.

And that "idiot" would be the Grand Marshall of ruining everything Star Wars related, Mr. George Lucas.

Sounds like most of what Apple's done.