Hasn't Dirk been linked to enough genetic disorders? Cristal Taylor is a fragile ex.

Some people just don't know the proper place for the laser pointer game.

That's filthy! +1

Tracy Hamm and Eggs.

With his first name, I guess it would be too obvious to traffic in MDMA.

I bet the other matadors give the poor one eyed bastard shit because he can no longer properly do the slanty eye gesture in team photos.

Ha.

Actually, when I saw "No Happy Endings" I thought of Shel Silverstein.

Too bad Zinger's #BigFoot rant was interupted by the #GraveDigger.

My favorite image of Ovechkin is the one on the cave wall that depicts his first Wooly Mammoth kill, signaling to the elders that he had reached manhood.

That's great. Now, can someone get me in contact with Ryan Braun's toenail collector? I currently have every NL MVP since 1982.

You'd think Jeff Wilpon would stop with the motivational gimmicks after sending childhood friend Mark Madoff that "Hang in There!" cat poster.

I have to say I'm impressed when a paper airplane gets more air time than an F-35.

Ted Williams became a fisherman of note after retirement, he could make a cast and tell within a foot the length of the line.

In response to Luck, Bill Belichick said, "Fuck you, I'm an aunt eater."

Ballard Crash > Ballard Crash

It's just not a Sandusky laundry list without a pair of soiled Underoos.

I'm not sure how that legendary facade is relevant, A-Rod isn't even a "true Yankee".

So, did he get Manny a copy of 101 Dalmatians or not?

A similar situation got Jeffrey Dahmer fired from the hot dog factory.