Smart marketing move, if you want the mascot to be relatable to Tampa fans, have it sponsored by Life Alert.

Feb. 15 2012

Seeing this guy spend most of his days smoking blunts confirms that it really is a Doggy Dog world out there.

I'm kind of let down this is the result of a car accident. I liked to think he went to the barber and asked for The Rosemary Kennedy.

Kevin Love to Play Pro Beach Volleyball?!?!

If this guy tried to do an Emmitt Smith joke, it would result in a Shakespearean sonnet.

If a 60 year old man claims he was with a young Sharon Stone, the most shocking thing to come out of this is the allegation that Sharon Stone dated a 13 year old boy.

I could get you a good job, 40 thousand a year.

He's a human who wants to be a troglodyte, and permanantly scars himself.

the person who once was the mascot had a role in the 1980s MLB drug trials.

And it's bigger than the Big East

It's still Blood Week? I thought after the stories about Oil Can on drugs, Hambone drunk, and Drew eating, this was Addiction Week.

Human hair has one of the highest tensile strengths of any fiber on earth. It's been use to recover disabled vehicles, woven into make shift body armor, and fashioned into zip lines to rescue injured rock climbers.

That Bronco looks like the kind of vehicle that the rear window has a vinyl lettered memorial to the owner's brother who died in a DUI crash.

How is any regular Deadspin reader surprised that equine chiropractor or dentist is a profession after seeing the equine urologist ads that show up on Honey Badger/Shiancoe/Oden posts?

Kris Dielman wants Fourth Amendment protection on team flights.

Sam Gagner now qualifies as the finest hotel in Buffalo.

The tap dancing cow interlude has appeal to Blake Griffin's female fan club, The Black and White Jersey Chasers.

Cheer up CB's wife, WJC's wife would kill to have ankles that skinny.

Old pitchfork guy gave me Wood.