This does play on a New Orleans staple, she wants Ryan to get out his oyster shucker.

Fuck. The main picture doesn't show up.

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Bobby?!?!

I'm sure this will have no long term psycholgical effect.

Phrottage Phanatic

If asked to choose a name for an algorithm based upon the events of 2011, I'd have to suggest "Kardashian blackened box algorithm".

+1

They were going to make the whole reindeer red, but cut it back to just his nose to keep Ellsbury from getting pissed off.

Where's the video of the time Jim Caldwell came this close (holds index finger and thumb very close together) to crushing a styrofoam coffee cup in disgust?

This is why I'm giving my kids the wonderful gift of not being born.

My goat got got.

Holy fuck. Imagine the size of the hands that can get around the neck of a Wisconsinite.

What a poseur.

Ha.

Maybe they can disguise the waiver, and trick Martelli into signing what he believe is a contract for the lead role in a Peter Boyle biopic?

mid-air full-body spasm that resolved itself into a terrible thing of beauty.

"Eye" understood the pun, not the meta-commentary.

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Mark Ruffalo heard "Marcellus" and "injection" and jumped in his water truck.