Oh for the love of Loki, I'm a secular animist.

Felix Saturnalia.

Transfromer explosion? Michael Bay just creamed himself.

Buffalo Wild Wings has gone too far.

I thought the MNF blackouts would end when Hank Williams Jr. got canned.

"Lob City"? That's Donald Sterling's name for his high crime, predominantly Asian slum.

I know you're being sarcastic, but posing with a Five-seveN and 460V can make anybody seem badass.

Mesko furthur upset the children of Boston by telling them their fathers aren't on a 3-5 year safari.

There it is.

Based on that picture, he'll soon be suing Deadspin for implying he's bi-.

Goddamn it, now I need a new title for my Halberstam biography.

Ha!

Maybe fucking Milwaukee girls is how Ryan Braun got all that extra testosterone.

Pioli: Todd, I have good news, and bad news. The good news is you can finally shave your beard. The bad news is that's because you're fired.

Now that's three people I wouldn't want to piss off.

The NCAA added the playing cards text after they thought Don Rumsfeld showed a deck with Gibran Hamdan's image on it.

Henceforth known as the TM ™ paradox.

Ha.

I just bought Hutchins a share.

Darren Sproles's shitter is pimp.