Bin Laden dated Kirstie Alley?!?!

Was Clinton county named for Hillary's calves? It's wider than it is tall.

"Actress Anna Torv would be welcome in any universe."

I hope Drake doesn't wear the owl shirt on stage, it'll bring up bad memories of the "How many licks?" game.

East of Eden was not filmed east of Eden.

Frazier wasn't worried about the media, he was told it don't mean a thing.

They should change the backdrop to a mural of an anthropomorphized lion, wearing a suit of titanium armor while holding a morning star in one hand, and a hot chick in a medieval bikini in the other.

It's funny the number of people who came to bury Paterno, not to praise him, considering Caesar was Paterno's high school class president.

If this happened at the University of Miami, no matter how bad it was, it wouldn't have elevated to this level.

So they've circled the wagons, drunk the blue Kool-Aid...

I've been going to minimal classes, because every class I go to I get sick to my stomach.

Oh, you!

Is Robert Downey Jr. doing voiceovers for Vietnam in HD?

Sandusky has also been charged with theft today. Thus putting an end to Penn State dental school's "Great Dental Dam Caper".

I was thinking about Sandusky's jail term, and the only one who can adequately provide play-by-play of the first time he's in general population is Chip Caray.

Everyone attending the game will given a child abuse awareness ribbon, made from the Penn State Underoos they withdrew from sale.

Of course an American rode this wave. Carlos don't surf!

Although for a different reason, the Lady Vols won't be acknowledging Remembrance Day either.

...the flowers were the first plants to sprout from the battlefields.

Bernie Mac