I liked it a lot better when the showers that depict the worst depravity of mankind were in Germany and Poland.

It's nice that Paterno can go out on his own terms. Terms like "harboring a sex predator" and "willful ignorance".

Let's get something straight, only one of the gys Nystrom fed was homeless, the other was Brian Cardinal.

That sounds like a really shitty strip club.

I locked up the trophy in my Russian roulette league tonight.

The Penn State scandal must be doubly hard for the people here with sons. That's why I'm thankful that Sandusky has kept me from being a father. All due to the Lake Erie Coat Hanger Works.

Nice.

...lathered up my son they were naked and he bear-hugged him.

It's making its way up The Boston Globe's best seller list:

This book glories Woodhead's pint-size, but it gets Vontae Davis gets a healthy scratch.

The guy only mentioned the police officer from England because he's the only member of Raider Nation that doesn't carry a gun.

Raiders fans are just normal people with normal jobs. Like cooks, chemists, runners, mixers, drivers, tunnelers, climbers, cobblers, sawyers and various other meth-y sounding name I make up.

That's funny, but I think Andy Rooney's last diaper would've worked better.

Ass Raped!!!

Sandusky never would've been caught fucking that kid in the shower, if only he remembered to shut the screen door.

If there were to be news today of a sixty-seven year old whose liver caused his death, I thought it would be about Tony La Russa.

Are the Beanie Babies soaked in chloroform and cum? If so, it sounds like Jerry Sandusky's sex dungeon/foster home.

It seems the bedrooms of the little boys of State College aren't the only things things about to be locked.

Kerry Collins has been searching through psychiatric journals, and has found plenty of cases where being a victim of molestation contributes to alcohol abuse, but none to explain racism.

Sandusky should be commissioner of the conference his old school is in. They both consider twelve to be ten.