Paul Bissonnette would like to remind you that 2" by 4" is the nominal dimension, it's actually

I'm highly offended by that girl's Indian squaw costume.

I got in trouble for my halloween costume, not for black face, but for the baby bump.

If you think that's racist, wait until you find out they were carved out of watermelons.

Shit, I should've submitted this to the site.

You wouldn't catch me holding onto the tack. Not after what happened to Christopher Reeve.

Ha.

Manu Ginobili is Chris Carpenter.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, this math is all wrong. Twenty-seven months in West Virginia's future would put them in the Big 12 for the 1897-98 school year.

...at least two people to tango.

I know the moose can't fit in a Porsche 944, but this Swedish threesome is still a touching tribute to Pelle Lindbergh's last conscious moments.

Now you have a chance to prove it.

It's actually a foursome. The moose on the left is a dendrophiliac.

Elk? All good Americans can recognize a moose image when we see it.

...coach David Bailiff sees him getting an opportunity to get on the field this season.

Humm, death right before your team could win the World Series.

Ooh! Ooh! To stay properly hydrated?

Right now I don't even know what is going on or where the schools are, or what part of their country they're in.

This trend started with inanimate plant material, moved to a nocturnal bird of prey, and has reached an evangelical christian.

You've been over them for months. Try focusing on jokes instead of trying to be self-appointed Senior Executive Vice President of the Commentariat.