He's worried about farting on a plane?

A sports venue inspired place for human waste is what gave Terry Bross the idea to bring Bibi Jones to spring training.

When things aren't filled up domestically, some people sell their house, while others throw multiple season ending playoff interceptions.

Asante Samuel fires some shots; retreats immediately;

Who are you again?

You're on your own tonight, with no baseball.

+1

If I can staple a bandolier and crossbow to my dog for his Chewbarka Halloween costume, there must be a way to get disembodied eyebrows on a real life mascot.

I'm a big daytime TV fan, and The View has a long history of protest.

A confused Albert Pujols thought he found a way to get the kinks out of Matt Holliday's swing.

What's the difference between Dan Wheldon's car and Terry Newton's noose?

Williams’s play has really energized Turkish basketball fans.

The lack of basketball has bored him, but he's been enjoying his role on the French version of Breaking Bad.

Even if it's a little late, I'm glad Pitt is finally having a depression awareness football event.

ESPN Puppet I Don't Recognize: Oh man Darren, that was hilarious trying to watch you operate that touch screen.

The "Haley Spin-O-Rama" is the whorehouse Todd plans to open in Thailand.

That brings back memories of the Cardinals pitcher Na3PO4.

You didn't need a Sharpie to change a Buck Showalter t-shirt to a Ron Washington t-shirt, you just added the white line.

The inside baseball meta- shit still get the boot, right?