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Big deal.

"Up next, special guest...Jonathan Vilma."

You know who else went on The Big Show? Scott Hall after a handle of Jack Daniels.

I traveled for work, and they pressurized the [airplane] cabin and the whole front of my shirt got wet.

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Him feeding the squirrel was...COME BACK GRANDPA!

You may be a Deadspinner if ... your primary focus is to make funny comments here.

Imagine Fox's "Hot Spot" camera. Except the Tigers made the series, and it was of Jim Leyland's lungs.

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I don't want to get all nostalgic, but I miss a simpler era of Deadspin.

Also voided immediately after Harrison's tumor was discovered: his bowels.

Maybe he's just a fan of the breathability and nonbinding comfort that a 100% cotton t-shirt provides today's modern revolutionary?

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I hope Duke doesn't get dragged into the Judases analogy.

Pictured: High cap, low cap, high cap.

The worst part about Sean Payton's recuperation is that he has to wear a hospital issued visor.

Nice.

Time for nicknames! Scotsman, your new name is Glasgow.

I can't jerk off enough to keep my Snipers: Bulletproof boner down.