I like how they confuse BDD's and Xmas Ape's KSKharacters.

(Mainlines Skoal)

HOW DAHE YOU PUT THAT PLUS ONE BEFOAH MY COMMENT!!! IT'S LIKE THA SAAAWX THINKING THEY WEAH IN THE PLAYOFFS BEFOAHH THE SEASON ENDED!!!

OWAAH COMMENT SECTION IS VASTLY SUPERIAAH AT STEALING DREW'S JOKES THAN YOAAH COMMENT SECTION!!!

"You little bitch! Crying because I wouldn't sign the card. Well, I'll give you something to cry about!"

Scott Raab makes me feel like a better human being, escepially after I ran over Yue Yue.

I think we have an answer to an evolutionary question. Black palmed people in ancient Africa died off by accidental ingestion of fecal coliform bacteria.

Muriatic acid and houseplant watering spikes could be fun.

So, who reads the sign to Raiders fans?

So, who reads the sign to Raiders fans?

So, who reads the sign to Raiders fans?

Of course Jay Glazer was going to report the trade.

You'll excuse his confusion.

All the real "gifts" that Blatter gave to secure his two elections will turn stomachs inside out.

Zionsim explains the attacks on Mohammed Bin Hammam.

A little bad blood in sports isn't always a bad thing.

Does he take requests? Because I have a sawbuck for him if he recreates this scene.

If they want to be proper role models for children, they should mimic the actions of the exotic animals that a successful narcoterrorist can stock his personal zoo with.

The Thai player demanded the search because he was still pissed that when he entered the country, customs did a cavity search for "H".

Did anybody look in the same place that the AP transcribes Obama's gerunds?