This will make a great opening sequence for their buddy comedy Shady and Shady.

10:30

Juggling Eagles was J.P. Morgan's favorite parlor trick.

Relax. Getting all worked up because a terrorist was whacked leads to infertility.

Welcome.

Ha.

I'm glad John Fox finally came out and stated Tebow is the starter.

Point.

The Walking Dead season 2 better be fucking awesome.

Police have yet to identify the man, but he's obviously not Mark Sanchez.

How do you do aging effects on photoshop? I've been trying to make "The Rock's arm at seventy" for weeks.

When Selig was a kid, if you had a leak, you called a plumber.

Ha.

Hitting a rail also gave the jockey a bloody nose.

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Early on Steve Jobs was a glory hog, but later in life, not so much. After all, no guts, no glory.

It's kind of surprising that Kid Rock is in the Lions locker room.

I believe him. The spray tan would prevent his face from sweating.

South Africa should relax, they'll get in, the tournament isn't until next year.

Niger is the number one seed!