One of the greatest events of my life: I was at a birthday party for a couple, tall chubby american man, petite peruvian wife. While leaning against counter eating pizza, I witness father in law, very tall, speaking to wife. He pats her on the head and turns away at the conclusion of conversation. I watch her do a…

no better a head flashlight one that straps on your melon. invaluable. add a cheap magnifying glass for reading serial numbers

This movie is rendered absolutely pointless IF they do NOT play “Atomic” by Blondie some time during the film. I’d say the opening or closing credits, but that’s probably just wishing.

Or... You know, you could resist the urge to smell your own farts, sell everything and move somewhere decent that’s not an overpriced hell hole. Say a midwestern state, where your money buys far far more quality, and you can actually focus on relationships and raising children, the ONLY thing you’ll leave behind when…

Here’s a novel idea! How about you just #!@(*! SING! Stop with the writhing and moaning and stripper poles and nonsense. Go ahead and do costume changes, those can be cute, but remember back in the day you paid to go to a concert to hear them SING, share some personal anecdotes and feelings? Then you went home? You…

Word. This place is always jammed, and so LOUD, all those people yakking at once, like being in a bus station or something. I took my mother in law to one, and I got embarrassed at american excess. Still, the chicken parmesan is yummy.

WB has not much of a history of learning from mistakes, so I think it’s pretty optimistic to think they really will take their cocaine-dusted hands off the next movie. The smart move would be to stay far away from interfering with it, but that’s just not the ol WB way, sorry. They may keep Patty, but they will…

Huh. He was the Leonardi Da Vinci of the bunghole

Great, now even more debt for me. You convinced me to sign up Kristin!!

This is an amazing picture. I detest nearly all forms of art as narcissistic wastes of time, but occasionally something like this pops up to impress me. How is this even done, is that spray paint, or what is it? How is it so meticulously done, by hand, some kind of robot, or what?? How long did it take, forever or not…

Then again, there’s a whole pool of men out there who would be very delighted if the woman made the moves and her intentions clear. There’s a reason for the popularity of songs like “Walk this Way” and “Superfreak!” Binders full of men who would love it if the ambiguity and mixed signals could be dismissed and her…

I just don’t understand, with our modern technologies, and many media outlets, can’t we just arrange a photoshoot and publish this man’s wanker, then distribute it for all to see? That’s all he wants, guys. He just wants everyone to see it. So get it out there, get it done, now huma can have her life back and we stop…

I just don’t understand this behavior at all. If men desire more women at bars and parties and other social events, why can there be one and only one woman!? Is it because being whupped by more than one woman in the game makes them feel extra shame, so they control the situation by only ever allowing one token female?…

you know why. if YOU chicks could take care of bidness without pulling off all your clothes and sitting on a filthy toilet seat, you totally would. Actually you CAN, if you want to add the step to pull out one of them gizmo funnels that allow you to do this. And you had urinal in your bathrooms to make use of.

Yeah, and.... now your bum is all wet, so still reaching for the toilet paper to dry that off! What exactly is the point here. Or do bidet users don’t mind big ol water stain on their clothing?

There was some survey recently about accents, and the top sexy accent for women is an Israeli accent. Who knows how they come up with this stuff.

Yes, definitely the over 40 male has some baggage. When mingling among single adults each decade you get into, the quirks and eccentricities accumulate. When you are FORCED to commit and live with someone else non stop in marriage, that’s when a lot of the rough edges get sheared off. “You can be RIGHT, or you can be…

I think a LOT of women miss out on being “adored” by men they easily dismiss. They go for the “higher standards” men, and guess what? So do all the other women. “Pretty boy” is so overwhelmed with attention, it’s so EASY to become a narcissistic jerk, and learns to care very little for fidelity. Meanwhile, the lesser…

LateBloomer, you had better sit down and figure out now whether you will accept divorced women with kids. Because you delayed until this point, there’s a rich crop of those, but if you wanted to find a never married like yourself, the only ones left are the crazy ones. I.e., lots of baggage. Divorced women have some…

Perhaps Obama should go back over there and apologize some more. That was a big help these last 8 years.