HasToWorkChump
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HasToWorkChump

Self checkout is the greatest invention in retail. I don’t have to deal with people, I can bag my groceries in ways that make sense to me, and it is way faster. You can take my self checkout when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Yeah, but he’ll never win. All his opponents will have to do is bring up that video of hum screwing up the plan to stop Thanos and... bam... there goes half his support.

Well, if the Ezekiel bread was totally biblical, it would have been baked using human feces.

1. not sure when but I was going to add, as far as I remember original trilogy doesn’t have atmospheric tie/x-wing battles, in fact the only atmospheric aircrafts I remember are the one from the battle of Hoth which are a different design.

This is fucking stupid and if this is how things are going around here I need to find a new site to visit while I’m supposed to be working.

She’s cheating on you. She’s only with you because you are too dense to figger it out.

The BP spank was so bad, I had to wipe down MY computer screen after reading it!

A beautiful sunny day out.

Do the writers at io9 like anything? (Well, except for Black Panther. Good lord, it seemed like every other post for a month was about BP.)

Now you have done it, io9. An article so bad that even your own brainwashed readership can see through it.

And we deserve someone better then you writing here, but, alas, our cries are falling on deaf ears... c’est la vie.

WOW, summed it up perfectly, been coming to this site for years now and only in the last year or so has everything male = toxic. Wow, a man feels emasculated and reacts poorly, so dump him? fuck this author.

You lost me at “you pour your cereal into it [the milk.]”

Damn, I really miss being able to mow though boxes of sugar disguised as cereal! But then again, after a close miss with getting the ‘beetus, I don’t think I’d miss jabbing myself with a needle either...

Hey, quite a coincidence. That’s how long it felt like when my ex picked Juno for movie night.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Hate to break it to you, but the hungriest black hole belongs to my girlfriend

Let’s hope it lasts longer than the average Doom Patrol comic reboot at DC.

They’re totally going the Venture Bros. route.

Screw Rebirth. This has been the most important initiative out of DC the last few years.