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Man, you liberal elites must have tiny brains, not to be able to figure out the automated checkouts. I do have the occasional problem, but it’s a small price to pay for NOT HAVING TO CHIRP AWAY with the cashier, as she drones through all the scripts she’s been ordered to say to people, asking them personal questions,

YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED MY LIFE, I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY YOU PIKER!!! WITH YOUR FACTS AND ALL!!! YEEEAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

You young whippersnappers get all worked up about how diverse your media consumption is. As someone who has watched Dr. Who almost every doctor, I don’t know what you all were on about. Some people say the pretty companion is just eye candy. Some say they rarely contribute to the plot. I never saw this in my many many

If you know about this pipeline, can you explain to me WHY it exists?? I’m confused why not just build refinery close to the oil, instead of pumping it 1,200 miles away!! Also, could distribute it direct from the refinery and save millions in transportation costs. Why aren’t they doing it, what don’t I know?

You forgot to include the link(s) from previous Jezebel posters, I believe from 2013, who wrote LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS YOU GUYS!!

All this is such a shame, and eventually hurting their bottom line. Which is stupid. If a chick comes up with a great idea that can make things better and more $$, what is the point to ignore that?? Also, if the wimyns are really doing excellent work and deserve the promotion, why are you denying them and keeping the

Just by the description of the one scene it sounds pretty great. I HOPE HOPE that these WB exec bastards will finally learn a lesson about what it’s like to hire someone who actually LOVES the source material and has READ IT (maybe) to make their movies. Instead of some hater or foreign boi that barely knows what

Newton correctly predicted motion and inertia, spacetime at solar system levels. Einstein correctly predicted and explained motion, energy, inertia, spacetime at galactic levels. But who is to say that at the levels of superclusters and universes, that both theories are inadequate, thus the “dark energy” thing. We

empire strikes back has ties in atmosphere, but it wasn’t that way in the cinema!! George replaced more cloud speeders with TIE for some perverse reason. curse you georgeeeee!!!

This is because T.I.E. fighters were ALWAYS MEANT TO BE SPACE ONLY ships. Doesn’t anyone remember that Obi-Wan classified them as “short range ships” when he first saw them. The books that came out after original trilogy clearly defined em as space only, ion drive ships. Ion drives are worthless in atmosphere. And as

Oooh! Rant Mode: ON  i watched that show a lot, until i realized that the host would always, always finish the question no matter when you buzzed in. so to succeed all you had to do was buzz halfway through his sentence, he’d finish and if you didn’t know, so what. you still got first chance

Yes, they are

it still has added sugar, SORRY

Apparently they are worried about the probe smashing into the rings or small moons and disrupting the pristine conditions there. Such a tiny probe would surely make very very small disturbances, and i’m sure there is plenty of meteors and other natural debris which would be a lot more intrusive, but there you go.

Here’s an idea for all porn producers: if a female performer has a real orgasm, some kind of light bulb effect, slowmo of the scene, or some other indicator, substantiated by the actress, that yeah, it happened. Would this enhance or break the disbelief spell of the content. Would makers rush to brag about how their

wait... those weren’t real? what’s the point of making that movie then. I liked that film, btw.

I thought most women fake most orgasms, so what is the point of a “real” one on tv? Just the novelty? Or to prove it exists?

Miss America 1995 Heather Whitestone, only won because of her hearing disability. She was hardly the best looking or most talented. Miss America 1984 Vanessa Williams won because of her skin color, which was considered very unorthodox back then. Meanwhile I’ve seen women missing a whole leg in the 2013 Miss America

What is the point of this contest at all. If your skin color has not been represented for a while, or if you have a physical impediment, or basically meet the criterion of whatever we are outraged at the time (trans, muslim, gay, deaf, blind, etc.) then you are the winner regardless of what else goes on. This stopped

70 eps is.... a lot.... if it’s 10 to 14 eps per season, that means 9 more seasons? with 1.5 years development in between!?!? Aw, geez, Rick, that’s like 12 to 14 years to complete!!! I have never heard such a large committment of episodes for ANY show before it’s been made!! Usually they go season by season or a