Man o man, I used to go to these “singles dinners” hosted by the 2nd Presbyterian Church. I believe they were once a month. Every time I went, I met these HOT women just over 40 with a kid or two, who I felt were nice, charming, and did I mention hot? The thing is, their husband just walked away from them, one guy…

Why does no one realize this?? Bert & Ernie were ripped off directly from the ODD COUPLE tv show. Remember, slob Oscar, and neatnik Felix?? They do still show these in reruns...? maybe? Also, I CLEARLY saw on Sesame street once, Bert mutter “stupid brother..!” when ernie was as usual torturing him. There are SO many…

Ha! I just got my airpods. Now what am I gonna do with the 3-8 bluetooth headphones I collected before now, one or two of them just like the one mentioned here. Wait until I lose the airpods I guess. Air pods RULEZ! Although I am scared one will fall out right into the toilet one of these days. *shudder*

Ha! I just got my airpods. Now what am I gonna do with the 3-8 bluetooth headphones I collected before now, one or…

Of COURSE this happens 5 days after I spent $140 for the same thing in seagate. Thanks, Obama!

Of COURSE this happens 5 days after I spent $140 for the same thing in seagate. Thanks, Obama!

Member when the superbowl half time show had like a band or singer and completed a whole song or two? Member? Instead of just a parade of “stars” belting out about two verses to lipsync, then on to the splosions & glitter and flippin’ off (if you niki minage) or freein’ the nipple (if you janet)

I just want them dang patriots to go away. THey’ve won ENOUGH times by now, haven’t they? When are they going to give others a chance? Isn’t there some kind of rule in the NFL that if your team wins too many times, you are forced to move your players off to other teams? I’m just friggin’ sick of them showing up on the…

This is a pretty good assessment of these despicable people. I have never had a problem with God wanting us to be blessed and provided for; every example in the Old Testament and New, every one of God’s servants lacked for nothing. Jesus and crew had so much money they even had a treasurer to look after it. And he…

Hey, don’t forget he increased our debt nearly $10 TRILLION US dollars as well! Woot!

Help me expand this poem/ditty:

How much of this “research” involved women? Because everyone knows that women don’t fart, and women can hold it forever, until another woman is available to join her in the restroom. I wonder what that’s like. It’s not a huge burden as women make up 51% of the populace, so they can pretty easy find someone if…

They shoot themselves over and over by all this exclusive and restricted crap. No one is going to subscribe to 8 different services just to be able to see your movie. And if people COULD see your movie, they could satisfy the urge to watch it and no longer be interested to pirate it just to be able to see it when they…

Mine acts like a nice cozy home for mice. It’s almost completely coated with mouse droppings, and I haven’t touched it in years. I’m half serious considering replacing the whole oven rather than deal with it! They crawl up through the hole where the gas pipe comes out the floor and get in there and poop and poop. We…

My IP Security guy told me once he never signs anything the same way, he changes it every time. Since he gave me the idea, I do that now. I rarely sign anything the same way as the last one. Who is going to forge your signature now?

Fine, then. the rich got richer. So, what are the DOING with all the cash? creating swimming pools of coins to swim in like Scrooge McDuck? Wealth was created out of opportunity, OR it was transferred away from somewhere else, are we actually noticing that? Either way, again, what are the rich doing with their money?…

Yeah, baby!! Anytime one of us white guys can land a black lady, that’s a celebration! Black chicks pretty universal in their disdain for us lighter fellows! Just think how awe-sum their kids gonna look like!

punch em in the funbags. Women will never understand ball trauma, but the closest thing to vulnerability they have is there.

and how do you FEEL about your own demise? Which could happen tomorrow, next month, or 93 years from now. I wonder what kind of future you envision, or what does life matter at all, if you are firmly convinced that nothing lies beyond death? We know how you feel about your friend’s passing, but how does this apply to…

CURSE YOU 2016 AND YOUR GRIM REAPER WAYS!!!!!

Your passionate disbelief in a soul is kind of weird. How do you dismiss all the anecdotal evidence from tons of books and interviews by those who tell tales of how they rose out of their body and looked down on themselves, seeing things they couldn’t possibly know about while dead on the table? At least one surgeon…

Is there ANY WAY we could pay Katie to slap Lauer hard across the face during her guest visits? Think of the ratings! She could do it with her perky smile on too!