This is a good explanation de-mystifying those weird Iowa people. Now can you explain as clearly why March 1st, Super Tuesday will be the last voting that counts? Every state after that date will be useless in Primary voting, as it will all be decided for us by then. Our election system sucks balls, and it will never…

You should get one of these micro sd card holders. It holds 10, and thin enough to fit into a business card holder. I have two of these, stuffed into a more thick metal business card holder, or one of them fits in a slimmer business card holder. That probably fits even better into gridit

I spent quite a few years in delivering pie to hungry peoples. And I didn’t mind a bit to do it in the occasional blizzard. The smart delivery person has already obtained a junker car that doesn’t really matter if you wreck it or not. Also, during a blizzard most people are off the streets, so the only other cars you…

This doesn’t make any sense. How can you possibly reach up there and yank out a cup o blood without spilling it all over yourself and clothes and all!? it’s a shotglass full but c’mon now. Does it congeal or thicken or something so it’s like jello when it comes out!?

Nyan Cat on all day and all night, bay-bee!!

young child sings—1 877 cars for kids, k-a-r-s cars for kids, 1 877 cars for kids, DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY, then older man who cant sing at all, repeat.

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Its even worse. He met her at age 12, and went all gaga and loony toones over her. Promptly divorced his wife & kids, sold off house and put the money into launching her career. He creeped on her for the next 7 years, until she married him at age 19. The video of the wedding shows a very stone faced unhappy Celine…

So? Where is my purely manufactured Girl band now? I am now and perhaps will always be, addicted to Spice Girls, but they only put out 2 albums. It’s been almost 20 flippin’ years now, so where is my next manufactured girl pop harmony band?? Someone better get on the stick and produce!!

Leslie is pretty much one-note joke, Angry Black Woman. However, she’s so damn good at it, I laugh at her more than most of the cast on the show. She’s always a good time. She’s probably going to be there forever, and appearing 3 or more times on every episode, like Keenan does now. I hope Sasheer stays around too,…

Ah! Is that why every time you see video of a man proposing to a woman, she always covers her mouth with her hands?

I’m sure shes talented and experienced and all that, and I don’t have anything against the show or her. But I can’t stand that quavery ruined voice. Get off the air now, or if you must stay, just write down the questions and hand them to your proxy who is young and has an actual radio voice.

The main purpose for buying a house is for having free house when you are old. You’ve simply got to prepare for the day when you will willingly or unwillingly retire, and your expenses MUST be a lot lower, so you don’t become homeless. Houses are so damn expensive, most people can only afford a 30 year loan, so you’d…

I would like my adulting prize now. I’m 50 and I finally figured out a Credit Union is the BEST way to finance my mortgage and stop being raped by Big City Bank. I got a refi for absolutely free, got 1.5 percentage points off my previous mortgage, they appraised my house 30% more than the Big Bank did, and made my…

For all you hurting ladies who have been assaulted and raped in your lifetime, can you suggest anything to a parent raising daughters to reduce the risk or help the girls to resist or avoid it happening to them? I want my daughter to take Tai Kwon Do lessons and self defense, but is this just a waste of time or a good…

The World is Full of Bastards and Ive Dated Every One, by Mary Prankster

The work may be difficult and boring and too many hours, but as far as going out in public, that’s an easy problem to solve. With lots of money, NOTHING is forcing these famous people to keep buying giant mansions right next to each other in paparrazi land. You can AFFORD to go off to another state or even far away in…

There’s not a year until the election. There’s less than 5 months, as by the time Super Tuesday comes, it’s all over. That’s what makes these stupid debates such a friggin’ joke. The majority of the country will not have any choice at all, except picking the Turd Sandwich or Douche in November 2016. Iowa and NH and a…

Why bother? just set up all your bills to auto-deduct from your account, add enough money to account each paycheck to cover the bills, then forget about it. Just don’t touch that money. Put your remaining cash into another account or savings, or pull from ATM.

What happened to fingerbanging, by the way. I was under impression from movies and anecdotes that this is the only way to get women an orgasm? Not mentioned here at all.