Jesus, just kill the damned thing a build some actual frigates.

Nope, I blame the owner. You take your Toyota Camry shitbox to Jiffy Lube, not an Audi S4.

Marfa is also where the greatest skydiving sequence ever was filmed.

Instant CP

That’s terrifying.

Dammit, beat me to it. I’m sure Jalops of a certain age all had the same thought.

How much of this mess is CA-mandated?

Sounds like they declined his Spanktravision purchases.

rear suspension is shot.

Adding in Hayden Christensen

Maybe we can sell ISIS a few of these

Meh. A little JB Weld, some WD-40...right as rain.

Damned autocorrect...

Effluenza is real, yo.

Yeah, well...90’s

The F-35, so...might be a while.

We build subs the same way, kinda like welding together a stack of Lifesavers.

Something tells me the rear looks like a Pacer.

I’m kind of surprised that after all this time in development, they went with a fairly traditional cockpit setup.

This is why I’m being cremated.