Not buying someone else's half-finished project.

Disco Stu approves

It's kind of like the NSX for me - technically brilliant, great performance numbers, but ultimately without soul.

The S54 has the same rod bearing issues. Mine is coming up on 95K miles and I'll be proactively replacing them over the winter (along with the usual valve adjustment). I'd love an E60 M5 but the repair bills scare the living shit out of me.

Still too many creases and folds, and it suffers from the same overuse of scoops and vents you see on the C7. I really hate this design grammar GM is using.

This is their idea of "not boring"?

Forward Control Stepside pickups.

Prime example of how the Libertarian wet dream "free market" doesn't exist.

It's a "kuh", and they don't move unless you get out of the car.

Don't get out of the car.

The most frustrating thing is that there's an easy solution - stick a WRX engine in it, for fuck's sake.

Send in the Seawolf; problem solved.

I have one in my shightsh, Moneypenny...

Hey, it happens sometimes.

too bad it looks like about six different designs crammed onto one platform.

"For instance, if a MiG-23 is detected operating over Syria in an area near where US aircraft are transversing or operating does an allied fighter aircraft shoot it down without knowing if it belong to Assad or ISIS?"

I've done that as a passenger a few times (St. Barth's), in a Twotter and a 208. That downhill landing is the ultimate coaster ride.

Original concept:

And I don't disagree with that, but sooner or later you're going to run into someone who doesn't appreciate the joke.

When you cultivate a reputation for stirring up shit, don't be surprised when it backfires on you. Maybe Clarkson is innocent (this time), but he's been pulling this cultural twat act for a long time.

Sometimes, being a provocative twat backfires.