Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

Fuck I just remembered we signed Mike Glennon.

At least we still have Rob Gronkowski and a beer bong.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

I dunno... we bomb people who may or may not have shit and now it’s unreasonable to bomb people who definitely do? Not arguing whether or not it’s right, but it’s not like Trump is setting some sort of new precedent here.

A drop in the bucket compared to the other investments we’ve made to fight terrorism in Syria. And you’d have to take into consideration if we’re willing to standby while chemical weapons are used on a civilian population. Collectively the world has condemned and banned the use of chemical weapons as per the Chemical…

Ah yes, the daily hit piece on Trump from Matt....

Pretty well-written article until the very end when you put “on accident.” I hope you just wrote on accident by accident. It’s the same shit with people starting to put periods outside of quotes, and then claiming, well, the British do it so ...? So are you fucking British?

What exactly did he do wrong? He did what was necessary. It all depends on where we go from here, but his actions yesterday deserve an applaud. Sure, he is impulsive and we still have no idea what he is going to do with such military power, but yesterday’s actions were absolutely necessary. If you think we can solve…

‘ounce of prevention would have cost instead’

Sorry, what all does any of your “but muh repressed muhnoruhteez” hand-wringing have to do with a tactical military strike overseas on a literal outfit of child murderers?

> But I feel pretty confident that I know one thing: The history books will mark 2017 as the official start of the Second Cold War.

This is far too cynical. I hate Trump but there was no political angle here. This was an appropriate use of force against military assets that will limit the Assad regime’s force projection capabilities.

Context:

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She was literally already advocating we bomb Syria though

I absolutely hate Trump. But this was absolutely necessary. I’m sorry my fellow liberal friends but Assad had to be sent a message and Trump has done it.

This is a sad day for the Senate, and for the country. It will inevitably lead to an even more partisan Senate, a partisan judiciary, and may even lead to the GOP invoking the nuclear option on regular legislation (tax reform, healthcare, abortion rights, budgets). I really hated to see it.

So, wait, the U.S. and Mexico really are gonna work together on a wall?

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives