Tell me about your experience owning an Alfa, beyond reading an article about one Quadrifoglio.

I hadn’t seen any Guilias in months and I saw two yesterday.

All the stars.

You don’t sound like a triggered snowflake. Nope, no sir. 

Goose caught a break alright.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

i’m shocked this article managed to somehow include information about how the thesis relates to a bay area team.

Virginia plays god-awful, ugly basketball, Auburn is coached by sanctimonious shitheel Bruce Pearl, and Michigan State should no longer exist as an institution. There’s plenty of reasons and ways to spread the hate.

*looks at the Final Four teams*

Jean Ralphio’s right about you.

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Weird, I would assume that most cable-cutters own HD antennas, but maybe not (I do)?

The side eye from that cheerleader is fantastic.

It’s a testament to the civility of Northwestern fans that she hasn’t been stuffed into a trashcan. 

Look at that poor lady beneath her.

But it’s rare! The often heard cry of sellers trying to come up with a (any) good selling point. As I have been told already, it’s rare that I shit my pants, but that doesn’t make it desirable. CP

Anyone who votes NP on this should immediately be banned from driving anything but a Chevy Celebrity for the rest of their miserable lives