Yeah, and if your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle. The fact is our drivers aren’t educated and they have fuckall for lane discipline and situational awareness. Also, as others have pointed out, the majority of our highways weren’t built and certainly aren’t maintained nearly up to autobahn snuff. We’d need to strip…

This is the “I can’t afford a track day, so I street race” argument with more steps

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

Can we as car enthusiasts please stop legitimizing this practice and the knobs who participate? 

On one hand, I kinda get that people over there actually in China didn’t want to speak out on the issue in fear of a response from the government. On the other, maybe don’t do business with a government that would consider killing you over a random ass tweet by someone on the other side of the world that you are only…

Might need to notify The Police

That’s gotta Sting.

…taking a big sip of coffee…

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Okay, kids, this is a lesson that getting married and having children leads to a boring life and being told “No” by somebody who doesn’t get it isn’t the American dream. This is......

but he is white

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

won’t someone think of the forgotten boomers, that hard working class that pulled up every ladder after they climbed it and told the next generation, “we got ours, tough shit for you guys.”

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

These guys don’t want nimble sports cars. They want a projection of their cocks. 

He was being sarcastic.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?