I don’t know what kind of bizarre monkey-paw wish had the side-effect of making Joe Rogan a respected (in some circles) media figure, but it cannot possibly have been worth it.

What lawyer took this on anyway?

Dr. Malone is a butthurt scientist who did some of the earliest research on MRNA technology, claiming he invented the vaccines when he was just one of many people responsible. Now he’s trying to discredit them out of spite for not being recognized and not getting a payout.   “I’m not a doctor. I’m a fucking moron.” -…

There’s been this annoying flattening of the value of knowledge in recent years, where people think that some half-arsed conspiracy theory deserves the same weight as researched and tested ideas, and that you’re obligated to consider the possibility that the former trumps the latter. It’s exhausting, because the same…

How cool was it when Kurt was photographed wearing a Flipper t-shirt?

This whole thing was already stupid and kind of ugly, but now Elden is making insinuations about the sexual tendencies of a man who’s dead and can’t defend himself, on the (incredibly shaky) basis of a private diary entry and it’s just gone in a whole new direction of sleazy. Fuck this guy.

That’s how it starts, with a single dollar bill. But soon, that’s not enough. You can’t get it up for anything less than a twenty, then a hundred. Finally you’re so jaded that you end up getting into the real kinky stuff, like crypto.

It pretty clearly seems to being suggesting the exact opposite of what they claim it does.

I think what’s even worse is that he does have answers to these questions, which mainly come in the form of questions: “I guess I’m just wondering if...isn’t there some scientist (I don’t know his fucking name right now but he’s with the Smithsonian or something), don’t some factions believe there’s a big hand that…

Lemme tell you a little something about crab salts.

I’m sure al the Joe Rogan fanboys who will inevitably swarm the comments section to say he’s just presenting “different opinions”. As if we need to hear the cockamamie ideas of some conspiracy nut that’s probably within six degrees of blaming the Jews to being platformed to millions of people as a valid take.

I’d love to pull that kind of move, but it doesn’t have the same mystique when you work in admin. “They say he was a natural: data entry, filing, laminating and hole punching. He could do it all. Then one day it happened: he sent an important mailout to all the company’s stakeholders written entirely in Comic Sans. He…

Have they looked here?

so they took that scene from IT and turned it into a movie, noice.

Narrator: He was NOT this generation’s Ron Howard.  

Hell yeah. Give me sad, divorced junk trader Han Solo any day.

“Started” my ass. Who can forget Affleck’s directing work a whole ten years before, the immortal I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney?

If there’s one actor that I believe can convincingly play a former goofball-turned tragically down on his luck but still somehow endearingly tough guy, it’s David Deathmatch Arquette.

I would be very, very surprised if there were more mainstream movies with downer endings now than there were before. It's more that these legacy projects have a set of first-act cliches that undo the previous happy ending to reach a new happy ending.