I think my favorite part about Rep. Mace’s scarlet A routine was that it looked like a makeshift Halloween costume for, like, Amazing Woman or something.

Thank you, Ms. Lennox. Just one more reason to admire you.

While I will always appreciate the drop of a “jabroni”, I wonder if “jagoff” might be more fitting since this happened in the Midwest...?

Now I’m even MORE depressed!

100%

“Hey, Bart! Did you hear? Nipples and bush are back... in pog form!”

Exactly.

So this story is even more infuriating and depressing than the article makes it sound—which is already extremely infuriating and depressing.

Right?? Again, awful, awful fate for almost anyone else, but totally fitting fate for that fuck.

Oh, please sit with me on this bench made of dumdum! I just learned about L’il Bob a couple months ago.

I’m pretty sure that’s his son, Rob. But it wouldn’t strike me as odd if they wanted to distance themselves from all things Menendez. 😂

Solitary confinement—which I find to be an absolutely abhorrent form of punishment, and would not wish on anyone—seems pretty okay for him.
No one to talk to but himself.

You’re absolutely right—calling it gas is truly bonkers.

Wait a second... “more likable”? The dude wrote “LIKABLE” on top of his notepad—what more do you want?

Didn’t Matt Gaetz act as a debate coach for him a few years back?
Maybe he can be a congeniality coach for ol’ Ron, too!

😂

I’m so sorry that you have to call it petrol. That’s an indignity no one should have to endure. And to be sure, gas, groceries, heating... all things that are putting the pinch on many, many folks here, as well. Myself included.

Yeah, I mean, I’ve been logged on politically since 2000—what a year for politics!—and the immigration discussion has never seemed stupider than right now.

I’m just glad that Biden flipped the Gas Price Switch recently—my wallet is feeling a lot better!

I know, I know, but maybe one day logic will prevail? Please?