...Cliff Clavin from Cheers...

Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that.

I don’t even know what he means by saying people forgot about colds and the flu.

Yeah. That is... something else.

:-D

Also, based on the recap, the mayor of Most Eisley is going to be Darth Maul, right?

I know she unleashed this asshole and Phil on us, but man, do I just love that the statement calls him Mehmet Oz. What’s up, Doc!

Oprah’s follow-up statement:

Right? How good would that look?!

The Robin: No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Batman: The Brave & The Bold would be a great tonal template, as would Batman: The Animated Series, imo.

Per the usual, you’ve given me a lot to ponder, MiFro. I’m gonna go with the former.

I think you’re thinking of the Freddy Got Fingered delivery scene.

1. YES. Please make this happen. They’re already doing Ace Ventura 3, so let’s make this happen.

Wait, people on Twitter are being over the top?

It’s a wonder of technology with the potential to vastly widen humanity’s understanding of the cosmos, and perhaps will one day answer one of history’s oldest questions: Who the hell do we blame for all this bullshit, anyway?

Oh, for sure. That has to be in there—the more gravelly the voice, the better.

I fuckin’...

Oh, wow, thanks! I just now noticed that after you pointed it out.

Same! Just pre-ordered yesterday, so I got the 4-track sampler while I wait.