Except US currency is printed on a custom blend of linen and cotton pulp; which are renewable resources. One of the raw ingredients is supposedly salvage denim; and after being shredded, retired currency can be used in post-consumer recycled applications.

But we’re running the joke into the ground the right way, The Cardinals Way.

Here’s a couple:

Too soon, just like flight 932’s final descent.

The Pistons are mad that there’s championship-caliber basketball being played in South Detroit.

It passed the test. $2k or less, and it runs is an automatic NP in my book.

The GTs in the head picture and the list were made in Wixom, MI.

I missed badly, because I guessed Glenn Danzig.

Yes there is.

It’s not that Hannity and Levin are conservative, it’s that Hannity and Levin are jackasses.

The three happiest days:

And in the morning, azithromycin!

“My whole life has been getting me ready for this,”

Except for the tour bus. We all kinda know that crazy shit went down.

I think I’m going to present Mrs. The Voice an NDA the next time we get down to business and see how that goes....

DMB tour bus dumps 800 pounds of shit on architecture tour boat.

The DM thing would explain the tour bus thing, though....

For reference, here’s a picture of Mike Gallagher:

Keep going: people who ever ate pork or shellfish, people who wear blended fabrics, people who worked on Sunday, people who didn’t let their fields lie fallow every seventh year....

Borrow from rugby. The PAT spot is where the ball broke the plane; up to the hash mark, just like regular plays, then leave the same spot for the one and two point conversions.