G-d forgive me.

Thus. Ground zero was established.

I want. Hopefully it will come out on Steam soon.

Yes YES YES

I'd say "kudos" Microsoft but you really are just doing what had to be done to save your asses.

I wish they would drop the stupid "author's" photo on the left and center this shit up again.

Hostile interviewer.

Why are we all pretending we can read these peoples goddamn minds?

My name is HarrdeeHarrHarr and I am an Xbox360 owner. This is my first meeting.

Titties

What am I looking at?

That damn song was so creepy.

That music is THE WORST

Living in the country as a kid, The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight scared the snot out of me.

Once a day, every month.

I can attest to it's awesomeness.

What a joke. World's first Patience Simulator.

Super man on the NES was the bees knees.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet