Ninja'd

I think this is one Kinja'd that we are OK with...

At least there wasn't a random Godchild who basically goes 'because fuck you' ala Mass Effect 3. That bastard AI could control an entire armada of reapers but apparently couldn't activate a switch, tell the reapers to stop killing, or overload a transmitter by itself without requiring you to kill yourself in the…

listen, I hate to be the judgmental type, but if you are a woman, and you are allowing yourself to get railed by a brobag wearing his baseball cap backwards broadcasting via PS4 no less, reevaluate your life right.fucking.now.

This is why you can't give people anything. ::facepalm::

THIS - IS - MAJULAAAA

That has got to be one of the most patient dogs ever.

Banks, oil companies, pharmaceutical companies?

I can only assume that the voters of these contests are either at a certain age, perhaps late teens early twenties, or they spend most of their time online.

I guess I'm too late to submit my own

So basically, because I only have about $12 in my bank (I'm between paydays), I'm not going to be able to play the game I ALREADY PAID FOR until next week when I have enough to cover the authorization?

The wealthy middle-aged guy who drinks and plays golf all day, the lunatic redneck or the ghetto african-american. Pick one.

It's funny because it's probably contributing to an unhealthy American stereotype, and yet that may be one of the reasons it is so popular.

I freaked out when I saw the Raiden and almost fell off my chair when his mask opened and closed.

The credit card slot... that just made the joke.

Subzero with a hood and sword. Looks awesome.

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My reddit client on my phone april-fools-crashed this morning, faking a complete system corruption. I didn't expect it, so I was genuine surprised. For a moment.
10 minutes later the app crashed for real because I was browsing too fast.