Well if someone gave me a jar of Nutella and a bottle of coke I'd probably react the same way.

ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Italian guy here, I can confirm this is funny even for me

I'm with you on this one, but don't tell anyone, they might hit me.

I made this yesterday out of a burst of inspirations I might as well put it here.

Damn my Robocop gets no love? Your name had its own layer Fahey... ITS OWN LAYER!!

It's okay, you reminded me of this which took my mind off those disturbing pictures:

MY EYES!

WTF is this shit....

I'm at a loss for words.

Can't sleep - clown'll eat me - Can't sleep - clown'll eat me - Can't sleep - clown'll eat me

So wait...The Shredder helped create the turtles in this version?

Time to share my unpopular opinion.
Kids get made fun of and bullied all the time by their peers. It is part of socializing and interacting with outside groups. That is mean, and it is wrong to partake in it, despite it being common place.

However, I don't think we should have "fat acceptance" either. Part of the…

Look, people should be able to do what they want. If someone wants to cosplay as a certain character, and their body (or skin color or gender or whatever!) isn't an exact match, who cares. They shouldn't be made to feel bad about that.

This reminds me of a picture I saw of a black girl cosplaying as Nico Robin from One Piece. Robin isn't black. But I'll be damned if this girl didn't pull off one of the best cosplay versions of her I've seen. Perfect outfit, perfect mannerisms, poses, the whole package. If you want to cosplay as a character you…

I've despised this idiot for years, so pardon me if I celebrate.

No one wants to see me eat vegetables!

For the money you wasted on gas, Mr. Fahey, I wonder if you would've been much more satisfied with a trip to the supermarket to get the ingredients for a homemade beef waffle taco.

Dude, I grew up in Waffle House. Back when I was in my late 20s, before they banned smoking, I lived there. My first date with my wife was at a Waffle House.