Americans are funny...

Unless incarcerated, you could change locations if those dear to you are not near to you or easily accessible via other forms of transportation. 

I did college after I did six years in the military to get my citizenship. I had two fellow students that kept asking me to pledge or whatever. I could not for the life of me understand the draw of going through the cost and the time because...

They also have the smallest penis size to body size ratio among the ape species.

This could be because I was stuck on an aircraft carrier for four and half years, but for the life of me, I do not see the draw of cruises.

Good luck with that considering that the American consumer refuses to pay for any sort of living wage and benefits for workers. Companies that do not exploit their workforce are PUNISHED by consumers. 

Scabs shocked at being treated like scabs.

Whoa...we got a badass here...

Americans better get used to this...the Chinese middle class and their purchasing power has increased dramatically while the US has declined.

Oh wow....a whole lot of Americans jerking themselves here, while enjoying their cheap petrol.

Yeah...this is how you get Brexit. The UK is a country of fucking morons. As bad as Trump is, the US has a long way to go to out UK the UK...

Yeah...crazy how he was successfully convicted on that charge. 

LOL...cause the destruction of the Aral Sea and the surrounding communities were so ethical...

The Chinese market will more than make up for the loses long term.

No no no...you need to understand that when white guys get what they want economically...everything is fixed.

He was doing 93 mph in a 55 mph zone on a small, rural road.

Whenever I see a Harley or a Corvette, I just assume “mid-life crisis”. I’ve never seen a young person driving either of those brands just because young people in the US can’t sink that much money down on a toy. Its always some rather old dude who most likely is in the middle of a messy divorce, not giving a thought…

Kashmir is an interesting situation because outsiders don’t realize what its about. It’s not just the historical situation, where the leader of Kashmir, at the time of partition, chose for his Muslim dominate territory to stay in India.

Yup. These are the same people that bitch about how there are no good paying jobs and then go out of their way to buy the cheapest shit possible.

I realize this is rather pedantic, but this frustrates me to no end. The flag people associate with the confederacy is NOT the “confederate flag”.