Since Bernie can’t explain shit and gets angry when pressed I would say he is the dumbass as are his dudebros followers which you appear to be. Look sorry Splinter died an ugly death but this site is for people of color not frustrated white guys with soul patches listening to white Reggae bands waiting for their big…

That one you responded to, you know, the one who took the troll bait? Just couldn’t help but take the troll baitiest troll bait

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

The New Zealand Herald reports that the USA could also be in the mix due to financial reasons, with America’s Fox Sports paying AU$512m to televise the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.

Thanks for posting this Toovs. It really added to the conversation. Hopefully you’ll get a lot of internet points for it.

No worries. Just wanted to say taking on a new father probably is as hard as taking on new kids.

Welcome to American F1.

There are ways to get around restrictive Blue Laws, Adam:

these are your heroes nerds, dudes who sit around being pissed of at videogames. what rich icons this culture produces lmao

Wait, really? I think “goals change games” deserves to be celebrated in the annals of incisive sports commentary.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

“Alright guys, we can’t afford to pay top money so we are going to value penalty yards because those don’t cost anything. Find me the quarterback who is best at getting roughing the passer calls and we are gonna target him in the draft!”

“This guy sucks, let’s throw $16 million at him after he suffers an inevitable injury.”

Everything about this fake field goal is great.

Just grill baby!

From the talented JonasDrawsStuff (whose Rocket Raccoon is my desktop wallpaper) by way of Reddit comes Star Fox in the style of classic Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Someone go back in time and make this happen.

I had no idea that Skip Bayless had a burner account.

Looked liked he flopped the knockout...typical soccer player.

I'll take, "Probably not the top reasons people are checking this out," for $1,000, Alex.

Literally every piece of this story is a treatise on why heavyweight boxing is dead in America. The author is proposing that a not very good fighter be fixed to beat an apparently thoroughly underwhelming current champ so that the only vaguely legitimate champ, after having beaten a washed-up has-been, can have an…