Don't forget Sean Penn who tied madonna to a chair and beat her up for 9 hours including using a baseball bat. Weird how when they talked about his relationship with Charlize they didn't mention that.

Director of American Hustle, David O. Russell groped his transgender niece, but was not charged due to "lack of evidence". Woody Allen is a confirmed pedophile. Not even mentioning fucking Roman Polanski. Here, let's ladle out honors and lifetime achievement awards.

Different strokes for different folks and different arses for different classes (That works if you say it in my New Zealand accent ok)?
Different derrières for different care-i-aires
Different rumps for different humps
Different tushes for different squooshes
Different butts for different NO THATS MEAN EM DONT SAY IT

I dout very much they ever broke up in the first place.

Gwyneth Paltrow's children use only the finest Meyer lemons, I'm sure. And perhaps a touch of agave to sweeten.

My main question is, are we supposed to believe that Kim does her own Photoshop? It's not the easiest tool to learn. So she probably had some staff do this, right?

"Let's take pictures of our butts." - Two adult women

But would that change the shape of the pile of clothes in each photo? It's not like her house is full of cheap mirrors that give off too much effect

Duh Kim didn't alter her own picture. Her assistant did.

Isn't that just lemon juice?

One must always be careful with the liquify tool, young Kim. One must always use a smaller brush size.

Gweneth's organic lemonade is sweetened by honey. And not bee honey, you ridiculous peasants, but the honey of locally sourced Belgian fireflies.

Did Lindy ever read the Ramona books? One of the big themes of the books is Ramona wanting to be grown up and not a baby so IMO this is obviously an adult writing the review and mocking the story line.

Do you mean Neurotypical? I teach both gen ed and special ed students. The mistakes are completely random and not consistent, which makes me feel like this is an adult TRYING to sound like a child rather than a child's own writing.

The "kid" also has one HELL of an author's voice as well, for an 8 year old.

NT? I'm not familiar with that term.

I meant that this resembles an adult trying to mimic the way that they'd feel a child would write, rather than how a child actually writes. The types of mistakes sort of give it away.

As someone who teaches 8 year olds, they sure as hell don't write like that, either.

Well, my eight-year-old doesn't sound like that. She's totally hilarious in a much more logical way!

I have an 8 year old. I'm also a GS troop leader and am around other 8 year olds with regularity. No they don't sound like that.

Inflicting cruelty on an innocent being, I can see what he was getting at...

Not a hatch? No way. I'm not buying it.