This boy must totally be related to Robby Novak from those Meineke commercials.

If coke can give me that complexion BRING IT ON.

Gosh, who should I believe? The abusive ex-husband or the two sisters accused of stealing?

That's what my husband said: "Habitual cocaine user? With THAT arse? BOLLOCKS."

I don't get doing coke after 35ish. I'd be scared shitless of heart attacks.

I agree, too. Plus, I think that mook is/was Kris's hairdresser. The Guy Fieri of hairdressing, by the looks of him.

Didn't the rumor about OJ being Khloe's dad already happen like six months ago? I'm sure I remember Kris giving a purposefully vague denial that went something like, "I was there, I gave birth, I know who the father is. Don't worry about it." How is it breaking news again?

Not that I give a shit, or even know who most of these people are, but I'm looking at that last pic and Khloe looks exactly like that big mook with the white hair.

It's his job to protect the site. This is the man who shut down the pyramids for YEARS because the moisture levels inside had risen by .5% and were threatening the interior.

He's harsh as fuck but he kind of has to be.

And before the "She just wanted her own pictures" argument pops up there are some sensitive (light…

FUn fact, the Pyramids and sphinx aren't that far from the city.

In fact several years ago (DOn't know if it's still there) there was a KFC literally across the street from the sphinx. Its reciepts read "KFC, Sphinx".

And my most vivid memory of the Blue Mosque is that it smelled like feet.

It is comical, I just hate how tmz was trying to shame him for it. At least he was giving some poor people something they could use. What does tmz give?

Before I went to Paris a few years ago, my sister asked me to let her know if the subway still smelled like urine and beer. I was like, "psh that's a very specific smell." But it totally did!

People are nasty. This is why we can't have nice pyramids!

Depending upon the antiquities, it'd be immensely damaging to have that much extra light exposure via flash bulbs. IIRC, the average flash bulb going off is like adding an extra 1000 days of 12 hour sunlight on a painting, which would fade the work much faster. (It's been years since I did museological work, so if…

To be fair, if Rihanna was having a territorial dispute with the Phillippenes she might have given less.

All I remember during my trip to the pyramids 15 years ago is that they smelled like urine inside.

Rihanna and Charlie sheen are some of the most generous celebrities when it comes to helping countries in crisis. Good for them. And apparently bird man gives out turkey's out of his Bugatti. I say good on him too, doesn't matter how it's done, at least they are doing something positive.

He's not kind of a dick. He IS a dick.

Very nice, Rihanna! That's the same amount CHINA gave.