I know he's not a witch but no talk about Cordelia's husband being a witch hunter? What if all the witches are becoming super powered because many other witches are dying off? Nature has its own way of recycling energy. Those witch powers have to go somewhere. Somebody please talk to me about this! I HAVE THEORIES!

THANK GOD FOR MADISON.

WHAT IF STEVIE NICKS IS THE NEW SUPREME???

I'm on Team YAYMADISONISBACK!

I think it's bc Frankenboy is stitched together from a bunch of disparate parts. Come to think of it, he's pretty much Rocky from Rocky Horror, so there's another call back to that film.

Notice that is just the two nails in just one hand, genius? Coke nails, as someone else said. I can't imagine your white videogaming self will look very threatening ever, but you're welcome to cultivate the coke dealer look if you want.

Coke nails.

So does he say "G'day Sheila" instead of "Hey Girl"?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! lol

Are you perchance a lawyer for Ashley Madison?

I don't think is was the clicking of profiles that hurt her wrists. I think chronic masturbation is the real culprit.

I sent a text to a friend two weeks ago that actually read, "How does Carson Daly have two jobs and I can't even get one?"

If he were here, he would give you a lifeless, monotone talking to, young lady!

Thank you! I seriously thought it was just a monkey. Frankly, I think the racist ones are those who assume he was trying to draw a black person when it's obviously just a monkey...

It's like...she can't exist without someone to emulate or straight-out copy, i.e., Madonna, Lana.

I have said it before and I will say it again. I feel like Gaga is transforming her face into Lana Del Rey's face right before my very eyes. But I do need glasses so there is that.

"Can we stop stigmatizing weed and acting like it possesses even a fraction of the life-ruining power that alcohol does? "

Sure we can. But it belongs to the class of substances (i.e chocholate, salty/fatty foods) that can be addictive for some people. If you're smoking 15 joints a day (or eating 15 chocolate bars or…

Hey all, avid vagina-enthusiast and lifelong penis-owner here.

Unless I'm reading too much into this (!!!!) it's the cup of coffee that seems to trigger her unhappy, unhappy thoughts of her ugly, dark vagina.

The perfect vagina is any that I'm privileged enough to be allowed to interact with in person.