Yes, two-tone. I miss it so much that I had to improvise

If you're not sure if you can bring yourself to watch this, you should watch this. It's so impossibly over the top that it's not even gross.

buying lottery tickets and not getting killed by tornadoes are what we do best here in Oklahoma...in that order.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

You make time travel illegal and it'll just end up on the black market.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

"I look swollen? Really? Huh. It's funny, but I can't even remember a time when it didn't look like this."

-Crosby, in interview with a ficus

You should really go look at this entire tournament, but let's just GIF:

It's formatted a bit awkwardly, but I got a 780 on Reading Comprehension on the SAT, so I made it through.

Even if Locust Grove goes on to win the title, who cares? We won't hear from them again for another 17 years.

Well, now we know he has what it takes to play on Sunday.

Tom - I'm confused by the use of 4-win and 6-win pitcher. His actual win totals are a lot higher (and relatively meaningless because I'm on the "Wins don't matter" bandwagon), and his WAR is lower (and consistently going down).

They stopped sharing it on the main page because there are no recipes or video game reviews or civil rights discourse or great deals on appliances, but you can see the latest one here:

#24 most dangerous land animal be damned, I'd give it a go.

Bimotor Z confirmed!

Kobe probably should have been courting him at breakfast.

What a thug.

It would help the internet if you posted the actual link.