Hans-Klopek
Hans Klopek
Hans-Klopek

What's the big deal? Most Michigan men are unemployed.

Christ, does he drink strawberry milk too?

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Scion XB

I wrench on everything I own, and I tend to own maintenance-intensive things. Save for a japanese pickup truck, all my cars and bikes are from various Munich & Stuttgart based manufacturers.

I get your point, but comparing the Maybach against the S600 & S65 is a bit unfair. I agree though, they should've differentiated more than the other two.

Here's a simple explanation:

The AMG S class is for rich drivers, the Maybach is for rich passengers.

Keep in mind, all that exciting stuff you just saw bears about as much relation to a typical new player's session of Eve as blowing up the Death Star relates to moisture farming (and no, you're not Luke, you're not even Porkins).

1. Vases different

GUTS. GLORY. ASPIRIN.

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

Palmer: "Doctor, will I get my mobility back?"
Doctor: "You'll actually be more mobile than you were before. Check it out..."
Doctor: [hands Palmer keys to a brand new rascal scooter]

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

are we sure all 9 pups are adorable?

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

Super Bowl XXXVII Truthers

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.