Oklahoma City is one of the largest cities by square mileage (607 sq. mi. which is 8th largest in US), but has a relatively small population (600k). There might be 20 plows and sanding trucks for the entire area. In December we received about 1/2 inch of snow and all the metropolitan schools were shut down from…

One-touch auto down window on only the driver's window. If I want to roll down any other window, it's still a long press. It's stupid and insignificant, but every time I roll down the passenger side window it annoys me.

You know who else was photogenic? Ted Bundy.

I-35 is 70 mph from the TX border to KS. The only stretch of 75 mph I am aware of is I-44 turnpike between OKC and Tulsa.

I-35 is 70 mph from the TX border to KS. The only stretch of 75 mph I am aware of is I-44 turnpike between OKC and Tulsa.

Those sleeved uniforms make them looked like super jacked little boys.

This is the exact same year/model/color my parents had when I was a young kid. The black vinyl interior would leave 2nd degree burns on our legs during the summer if we didn't sit on towels.

Will Braun still looks back on 2011 as his breakout year?

Leave it to Tebow to turn a little fluid on the lungs into whine.

My buddies and I have driven "not the kind of person to say atodaso, but atodaso. I fuckin' atodaso" into the ground.

The John Purdue Club responded in an open letter to France Cordova and the Athletic Department stating that they could not believe they had de Gaulle to call the club out like they did.

Lame puns like this really irrigate me.

It's unfair to the heirs of Baals to be left sweating out the decision of the city council.

Thanks, but I'm looking for something in a cotton-Polynesian blend.

@shmendo: Late response, but I joined CrossFit a couple of months ago. I have knee issues and am in class with a guy rehabbing a torn biceps tendon. As long as you make it clear to the instructors what your problem is and your activity threshold, they usually do a really good job of adjusting workouts to your …

@ReverseApeChemist: I thought Sandler and Farley did a great parody of all the generic mid-90s beer commercials with Schmitts Gay.

@WashingtonForeskins: Do you eat nuts? Nuts and avocados are a good source of healthy fats that should give you energy to burn during a work out.

@Bobby Ostrich: If you know where his stash of pills is, next time he's out of the house try to swap them with some similar looking laxatives. That, or shave your pubes and wait until he's comatose on pain killers and give him a gorilla mask.

I can only imagine the awkward excuse he gives for why he can't accept that free trial subscription to Entertainment Weekly that comes with his new Reward Zone membership.

Can't we all just calm down and watch Big Mac hit a few dingers?