Let he who is without sin cast the first INT.

Dexter Manley thinks this is unnecessarily wordy.

All that leaves in my wardrobe is a pointy white hood.

I wonder if the '06 Preakness competitors are standing around still waiting for Barbaro to pull his shit together.

@AzureTexan: And Will Leitch will be guest lecturing at the after-school debate club.

"The Airing of Grievances" is already here? Festivus is coming earlier and earlier every year.

"A Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying"

Thanks for not creating an entire list of movies that we have all already seen. All the comments below just rehash movies that we've all discussed dozens of times before. I appreciate you bringing new life to the conversation with a few of your suggestions.

I always pictured a Vick Birthday Bash as being a houndstooth jacket affair

She's Got Game

Grab a business card from the hotel you are staying in. If all else fails, show the taxi driver or train passenger the card. They should be able to figure out the rest and help pretty easily. Even if they don't know the hotel, they can read the address and get you in the right direction.