Bautista vs. Cowherd! My money’s on “Swinging from His Heels” over “Talking Out His Ass”

what else are they hiding

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

What he did with the 06 German squad is also overrated. Schweinsteiger, Mertesacker, Lahm and Podolski were all 22 or under. Lehmann, Klose and Ballack were all in their primes and Frings, Neuville, Kehl, and Friederich were all very serviceable players. He had very little to do with the youth movement from 2004 to…

Who the hell are they going to get that’s going to be better than Klinsmann??!?!?

The American players aren’t that good. Put the best coach in the world on the US bench and the overall results are going to be pretty much the same.

I, for one, welcome our new Jamaican overlords.

I’ve seen more cheerful ISIS hostage execution videos.

“A native New Englander”

I have this fantasy of a similar fight breaking out between Pats and Eagles fans and then the whole area is carpet bombed.

Unfortunately for the Knicks, the seedings for each conference don’t expand to #15.

Considering how much the MLS paid for Michael Bradley, domestic leagues are willing to pasy top dollar for homegrown talent.

I actually would like to see more of this but playing out wwe style. Like Jordan at a press conference to sign with Dallas, then hitting Mark Cuban with a steel chair, ripping up the contract, and revealing his Clips jersey underneath his shirt, while Doc Rivers comes in with a new contract, which Jordan signs with…

I think a.) that is a completely unethical and reprehensible strategy and b.) I cannot fucking wait for somebody to do that exact thing.

Thankfully Mr. MacMahon has taken time out from nailing down creepy stare headshots to give the minute by minute updates we’re craving.

Your name’s not DeAndre Jordan, it’s Reek.

Is Blake Griffin going to box Chandler Parsons out of the driveway?

Next up on Shark Tank is Bob from St Louis with his innovative device that locks up free agents until they can officially sign....

So does this mean the NBA is now going to somehow turn into the NFL of twenty years ago where teams stash dudes away in hotels or fucking safe-houses until the contract is signed, despite cell phones?