He’s about to sue the hell out of that hospital though.

Wait, does this not break HIPAA?

Holy HIPAA violation Batman! I know in this day and age we expect to have all information available to us at all times, but tweeting someone’s medical records is pretty serious shit (assuming this is legit). God help the person who did that if the metadata in the file can lead back to them and the hospital is probably…

Eli is pleased he can now count higher than someone else.

“Me [poorly drawn mountain] pis”

I think the hedge fund manager-owners should take a hard line on this, after all they have all the built-up goodwill and trust that comes with their profession.

first miss was lavezzi’s fault. i don’t see how higuain makes it to the ball and scoops it over the keeper at that pace. or, if a shorter ball would have been intercepted, he could have held it and waited for support. or he could have shot the ball himself. i think it’s a bit harsh putting so much of the blame for…

His prolific history of punching guys in the nuts doesn’t help his cause.

He seems like such a nice guy sometimes

Like a good neighbor, Chris Paul is there! (With an attitude!)

Is the league itself worried about this psuedo racket that LeBron is running with Klutch Sports Group?

Also, how sure are we that Lillard is good? Explosive athlete, fun to watch, but not a great shooter and he is an absolute dumpster fire defensively. Just doesn’t care. In a Western Conference loaded with excellent point guards, this is not an acceptable trait in my book.

I do sort of feel for the bakers. I mean, after all we all know that the original translation of Mark 6:41 reads:

The price reveal still gets me. “Come on... where’s my applause.” *bites lip*

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

“Because of Windows 10, even the Xbox One has new features that we’ll try to appeal [to Japanese consumers] with. We want to have an even higher quality line up of titles than now.”

I always forget that Indiana has a basketball team. Good for them.

They put this douchebag in a backwards Aldridge jersey, and that’s supposed to be appealing? LaMarcus be like, “What the motherfuck is this bullshit? Awe hell naw!”

Old people are bad at the internet