Jimmy Fund is a cancer research charity so at least we know he cares about... aw fuck...

Oh I’m counting on it when he realizes it’s not a golf game.

“No, Mr. President, they're not booing. They're saying Trooooooump."

“I am..Mononucleosis.”

At least two of the kids with that damn Starter jacket stuck around. 

Do we love LeBron again now? Has it been long enough since Hong Kong? Is that not the thing everyone cares about this week? I’m new to the internet.

Im sorry did you say "Hornets FANS?" Please rephrase so that the human mind can comprehend.

Man what a cute Lebron story. Glad we can laugh with the guy who hates freedom 

“LeBron Recite NBA Games From Memory For Me, Coward”

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

Tim Burke needs to do a Sam Darnold + Mizzou Moar Than An Athlete mashup.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

This reminds me of a “why you should take a summer course” ad campaign at a Canadian university. There were four different posters used; the two with photos of white students had taglines with a “because you’re a go-getter” theme, while the posters featuring photos of minority students had a “here’s your chance to catc…

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

I think this shows his athletic ability best.

Your comment about the Dubs poor drafting, and their general (apparent) catastrophic falloff this season reminds me of the end of the run for the Pistons’ title team of the mid-aughts. Much like the pre-KD warriors, they were a team that really was more about balance than domination from a single player (on defense…

My wife worked at the UCSF hospital in Cole Valley for a time and prayed every day that they’d move her job to Mission Bay, because it’s a shitload easier to get there from BART. It never happened, and she ended up quitting because it was taking two hours each way more often than not (and she almost never got a seat…

It’s also pretty hilarious that his excuse for not throwing out the first pitch was because he’d have to wear a bulletproof vest and it would make him look fat.