Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Timing is impeccable. Not even a blind side hit. More like a Wilber Marshall-to-Joe Ferguson hit. I think his insides spilled out, too, if memory serves.

I guarantee that Ramp Dude’s nickname is T-Bone from here on out.

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

Monsters of the Jetway

Not to be pedantic but it’s an American flight, United’s across the way at T2, this happened at T3

My condolences to everyone in airport lounges and waiting areas who could only watch as those precious little bottles were spilled on the tarmac.

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

Legal hit, the receiver was still within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage.

what even is the point?

I admire his professionalism. My softball team lost in the second round of a tournament and later that day my wife asked me what happened because we were so good.

from the 1940s.

yeah, that’s true.. How about I just put J.J. Watt there instead. He’s being wasted just as much.

Put Arian Foster in there too.

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

It’s a good thing such a thoughtful and talented Quarterback is playing for team known for taking advantage of other truly generational talents like Andre Johnson and Jadeveon Clowney.

This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?