I saw that Walton was trending on Twitter last night and was genuinely worried he had died or something bad had happened to him, and then genuinely thrilled to see the real reason.

Poor Doris

He was incredible last night. Helped that the game was really good too. The drinking game was “Drink every time he compares Steph Curry to Mozart or Kevin Durant to Steve Jobs.” The best part was definitely that he didn’t bring real notes, just homemade memes.

NBC is not showing the medal ceremonies due to time constraints. Things are already tight as it is. Unless you want them to take time away from the 2 hours of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir discussing outfits while the Zamboni cleans the ice.

This was an easier game when Rex was still in Buffalo.

Niners. Not so much that they LOOK like their coach, but they’re a constantly rotating cast, looking for a better season, who now most closely resemble dipshits who hang outside of the after parties for Dreamforce.

I disagree.

That’s a dangerous game. I’ve been dumped for less.

That’s a good solid free shot at O.J. from out of nowhere that connected.

Shouldn’t this game really be “Name a fat coach”?

I would have liked it better if Evan Turner came in yelling “WHERE’S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?!?”

I’m going with the packers. Entire stadium looks like this guy

The other night my girlfriend asked me why winners were getting stuffed tigers instead of medals. I had no idea. But I somehow convinced her that the tigers replaced medals this year because of a dispute over money between the IOC and whoever makes the medals. Now I wonder how long it’ll be until we actually do see…

As a rule women are more sensible than men.

The women all wear full face masks. Is there a rule that makes the women wear full face masks, or are they just used to wearing them?

One of the great things about the Olympics is I read a headline like that and my first thought is “the dude’s first name is Gahhh, that is frickin’ awesome”, but turns out it’s just a run-of-the-mill Kristian with his face cut open.

I have been watching an above average amount of coverage and I am yet to see an athlete actually receive a medal. Are they worried someone will steal them from the venues or something? I doubt OJ is in Pyeongchang.

“The IOC said that the standalone medal ceremonies were introduced during the Calgary 1988 Olympics, “in order to give the public an opportunity to view medal presentation ceremonies IOC an opportunity to sell more tickets and make more scratch.”

counterpoint: the stuffed tiger is adorable and i want one