They’ve picked or made draft-day trades for 11 first-rounders since Cousins. None have played more than McLemore’s 293 games as a King, and EIGHT failed to break the 100-game mark (obviously, Fox should surpass that next season, but Giles/Jackson are still very much question marks, while everybody else is already…

Kings lottery picks since Boogie:

I was 15 and I probably smoke more weed than 99% of the active weed smoking population and I remember it like it was yesterday.

“That black boy will play with RESPECT in MY gym, goddammit. No-good...”

Um...what did I just watch (albeit with the sound off)? Did the ref just go full MAGA? Shouldn’t there be some sort of follow-up to the *reasoning* behind those calls?

This is JUST like the time Red Lobster threw me out for being to baller on their “endless” shrimp offer. Literally. The. Same.

So it’s only a matter of time before he gets an appointment to Cheetolini’s administration? Perhaps the No Kneeling Or Having Fun In Sports Czar?

Shot:

discusting

At least they’re going to actively tear it down rather than let nature do the job.

Alternatively, he had a raging boner from looking at the Tongan dude.

Fuck that literal mother fucker

Neither player really landed enough clean punches to get declared a “winner,” but if you take the other guy’s shirt off, that probably counts for something.

Now everybody’s going to try and be that Tongan fella.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

+1 for the 1500 SQFT in China Town.

Norway, Russia (OAR, whatever), Finland, Ukraine, Timor-Leste, Nigeria, Kenya, Montenegro, Hungary & Denmark.

Ordering my jersey now (just kidding, I ordered it on October 30th).

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS